Sunday, October 5, 2008

What a Waste

Apparently getting wasted Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, week after week, isn't good for you. And apparently the physical (and emotional) trauma manifests itself as a __ pound weight gain. Really I can think of no greater punishment that would dissuade me from ever touching alcohol again. But self destruction is one of my favorite activities as listed on Facebook, so I shall press on.

So it is Saturday night and instead of staying in to do accounting homework and watch Hannah Montana, I go to a bar and listen to a band I don't know covering songs I don't know. And during this exciting night I:
Shave my head save for a little strip from the front to the back. They call this a mohawk in some cultures.

See some impossibly good looking guys and pretend that rubbing my crotch against their ass is inevitable because it's so damn crowded.

Get a compliment from a hottie for my popped collar.

Eat some carbs.
But at the end of the night, I still feel like shit. And maybe it's because there are so many people in this world that want to bring me down by telling me I'm wrong, ignorant, naive, bitter, insensitive, selfish, vain. Or maybe it's because they aren't telling me anything I don't know already.


And since I'm writing this wasted, excuse any lapses in judgment and grammar.

8 comments:

David said...

just take care of yourself.

a mohawk? that's cool!

Aek said...

Haha, blogging drunk is fun. And particularly impressive if you don't make a ton of grammatical/spelling errors. :P

I thought you didn't much like alcohol? Or perhaps that was another blogger . . . here's hoping you don't have that crappy Asian gene that makes you drunk the second alcohol touches your lips.

dickophile said...

did you really shave your head? does it look sexy or silly?

Random Thinker said...

at least hair grows back... but you can never get back opportunities to rub yourself against guys just because it's crowded... they call that a free pass!

Anonymous said...

YAY

I found your blog today, and I love it already. So yeah. The world needs more randomness <3

Joseph said...

I thought I should let you know that I think your blog is hilarious and witty. My new favorite blog on blogger.

Joshua said...

Drunk blogging is so much cooler than drunk dialing. Just please don't injure yourself in any way...

I can't believe you shaved your hair to make a mohawk! I could never do that because I look like shit with short hair (or long hair, for that matter). I'd look crappier with no hair.

j said...

david: i'm a big boy.

aek: i hate alcohol. and i don't have that gene. getting drunk is a big struggle.

dickophile: i think it's sexy. but my roommate said i look like Kocoum from Pocahontas.

thinker: i like how you think.

anon: are you saying i am random, or you are.

joseph: want to be my best friend?

joshua: oh really? i look good no matter what.