Sunday, October 26, 2008

John McCain Young

On Saturday, mommy calls and says, "Can you please call Sister. I haven't spoken to her in two weeks and I think she might have gone to Las Vegas to get married."

And I say, "Who would she get married to?"

And she says, "That boy I forbade her to see because he didn't graduate from college and is over six foot three."

And I say, "I don't think so. Going to Las Vegas would require her to get up off the couch."

And she says, "You're right. Are you hungry. Do you want something to eat?"

And I say, " No thanks, I ate 23 hours ago."


On Saturday night, I discover that if you type, "John McCain Young" into Google, my blog comes up at the very freaking top. And that would explain the 400 hits I got yesterday. 400 people expecting to find a blog worshiping McCain and his political platform. Instead, 400 people were disappointed and shocked to find an entry dedicated to Hilary Clinton and shirtless boys. And now I am waiting for a fervent republican to denounce my blog and criticize my lifestyle and condemn me to an eternity in hell, aka the floor of a political convention (any party really).


And now, I will prepare for the four exams I have on Tuesday. Goodbye.

7 comments:

Aek said...

Haha, this was an amusing post. Good luck on your 4 exams (eek!)!! And now I should go study too . . .

Anonymous said...

this blog is so fucking exhaustingly depressing and yet i continue to read it. what's the big fucking deal about being gay? who gives a fuck? no one. just fucking come out of the closet. can you be positive for fifteen seconds? you're smart, self-aware, and probably attractive. and interesting, because people (including myself) read this blog. but all of this constant self-deprecation and biting sarcasm is old and tiring. get over yourself. why waste so much time hating yourself. i know its cliche to tout positivity, but someone needs to say it. i read this blog because every once and awhile its possible to cut through all of your acerbic remarks and empty whining, and you get to see your wonderfully vulnerable and intelligent personality...anyways, that was a long comment...my apologies...

dickophile said...

400? in a day? okay im totally doing a post about that now. i want 400 too. share the wealth. plus itll be fun to imagine theyre shock when they turn up at my blog since its way sleazier than yours.

Random Thinker said...

my fellow americans, john mccain doesn't want to tax J the blogging student anymore. john mccain wants j the blogging student to be able to buy his own education. john mccain wants j the blogging student to come under the big tent. has barack obama invited you, j the blogging student, into his tent? or into any tent?

well, john mccain thinks that j the blogging student is a real american, just like joe the plumber.

god bless america, and god bless j the blogging student.

j said...

aek: the stress is peaking right now.

anon: i believe you mean, "once in a while."

dickophile: way, way sleazier.

thinker: oh joe. i wonder how he's dealing with all of this.

Joshua said...

Aww I tried looking up John McCain Young and it just gave me the wikipedia article of John McCain and a lot of fan websites saying "Vote here if you think john mccain was hot!"

By the way, this blog isn't depressing. It's fascinating as hell. :D

Random Thinker said...

good luck on your exams today...