So as the number of readers decreases exponentially, so does my enthusiasm for this blog. But since I'm technically blogging for myself and this is all supposed to be an outlet for my emotions and this is not a desperate cry for attention, I will continue blogging even while my readership quickly approaches zero as x approaches infinity.
As if my mood wasn't fragile enough, I start off my weekend by getting towed in Georgetown on Friday afternoon. If I hadn't spent so much fucking time in fucking Lacoste all of this could have been avoided. Instead, I return to my spot, where I find an empty spot. So naturally, I throw up my hands to the sky and start bawling in the middle of street. Eventually, I find a "parking officer" who is basically the nicest government worker I have ever met in my entire life. We'll call him Guardian Angel from now on. So Guardian Angel takes the description of my car and then drives around the neighborhood until he finds exactly where my car is parked and then I almost ask Guardian Angel to drive me there but I feel like that oversteps the boundaries of our relationship. So I walk the 15 or so blocks. It probably could have been done in 10, but I'm inefficient.
Saturday, I went to ______________ Tennis Center, a place I work every summer. There, I see the same cute guy who has been working there just as long as I have. He's about 3-4 years younger than me so he makes me feel like a pedophile, but that's ok. He's got a great body and plays lacrosse so he makes me feel sexually frustrated, but that's ok too. Anyway, the past few years he was always very quiet so we never talked and I just admired him from afar / behind the water cooler. But I talked to him a bit today and I discovered something kind of incredible. He is incredibly gay. He didn't actually come out and say it but they way he talked and the things he said kind of gave it away. So, I'm kind of deciding whether or not I should throw him in the backseat of my car and violate him or play it cool and friend him on Facebook. What do you guys think?
Also, if he is 15-16 and I am 18-19 would having sex with him land me in jail? I think I would like to avoid that.
forcat ladies a 1 an aujourd'hui !
2 years ago
3 comments:
You. big. slut.
:)
Age is only a number. The number of years you'll spend in prison that is!
But seriously, I think that is a little tooo young :P
Just my 2 cents.
wait another year. then throw him in the back seat and ravage him ;)
sorry about your car! stuff like that is bound to happen.. but life goes on right?
big hugs!
Wow, sucks about the car. It's good you found a nice officer to help.
You might want to wait on him before making any moves . . . just in case. Though I suppose you could always check the laws where you are.
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