It's kind of an unwritten rule that we can sit in any of the (expensive) box seats if the people that own them don't show up. So last night my friends and I sat in a box behind the perfect family. The mom was skinny and hot and she was extremely friendly (which is unusual for people who own box seats) and it was so touching to see her wiping the crumbs off her cute son's face. I'm a big fan of good parenting. This got me thinking about my own future family... once again. Since box seats come in 6, I'm thinking that I should have 3 children instead of the 5 I said before. That way, the entire family of five can sit in one box and there will be one seat left over to put my littlest son's box of fries and my husband's manpurse which I refuse to touch. Also, we will all be able to fit in a four door sedan and I won't have to drive a disgusting minivan.
It should be mentioned that one of the friends sitting with me that night was this extremely hot guy who is half white/half Asian. I swear, everything about him is perfect. He's got a great personality, gorgeous face, friendly smile, cute teenage muscles, and probably a giant cock because certain people just have everything. Anyway, his mom is the Asian contributor, which reaffirms my theory that halfies with Asian moms are generally more attractive than halfies with Asian dads. This kind of kills me on the inside because I desperately want to marry a white guy / marry Channing Tatum and have three gorgeous kids. But as an Asian dad, my kids might be ugly and I'm pretty sure Channing Tatum isn't a fan of the manpurse.
Figure 1: April Wilkner
Figure 2: Dennis O'Neil
Figure 3: Daniel Henney
All wasians with Asian moms!