Friday, August 22, 2008

Camera Whore

I guess they say a picture is worth a thousand words. If so, this post is worth 7,000 words and if I were a writer at any respectable publication like the New York Times or AXM Magazine, this post would be worth 14,000 USD.


Figure 1: And this is the picture I took on my day off at the Native American Museum and what it really reveals is that I took AP photography in high school.

Figure 2: And this is Sister, in shoes that I told her make her look like an Inca warrior Princess. And in this picture, the Inca warrior princess is furiously rowing a boat made out of reeds while the man in the background hangs his head in shame.

Figure 3: And on the way I home, I catch a glimpse into my future.


Figure 4: And the next day at work, I catch a glimpse into Marat's underpants.


Figure 5: And my fiance Viktor is about to throw one of his tantrums because he caught me alone with Marat on practice court 1.


Figure 6: And although I enjoy his grumpy face, I reassure him that he is the only Serbian for me.


Figure 7: And after a week / a summer / a lifetime of nothingness, this is how i feel. I am the antelope. Life is the leopard.

6 comments:

Sean said...

why are all you tennis players so hot?! huh j? what's yo secret?

Aek said...

Does Marat know he has the character for "monkey" tattooed on his left arm? Of all the characters, why that one? lol

j said...

sean: lots of orange gatorade and spf 50 sunblock.

aek: he thinks it's his Chinese zodiac symbol. HOWEVER, since he was born on January 27 BEFORE the Chinese new year, he is technically a sheep. i don't have the heart to break it to him though.

Shane said...

Cool museum. Our museums are a shit hole. I found it funny that you blurred the faces of the antelope/leopard :P

David said...

aww cheer up! you won't be the antelope for too long :)

j said...

shane: i felt they deserved anonymity too.

david: soon i'll be a cantelope. sliced in half.