Sunday, June 28, 2009

Stop Being Nice If We're Not Going to Make Out

I met the cutest guy in the entire world last semester when I was his TA and he was my student. I gave him an A+ just for being cute. I expected him to disappear once the semester ended but he found me on Facebook and started chatting with me a lot. This makes me seem like a pedophile. But actually, he is older than me by a few months. I'm just much smarter than he is.

So this Avg blonde cutie invited me to the bars near school on Thursday. I said no because I was scared. He invited me to the pool on Saturday. I said yes because I wanted to see him with his shirt off. He invited me to his house for a party that night. I said no because I was scared.

Obviously this is just one guy being friendly to another guy.

But.

Why does he keep asking to hang out like we're best friends when he barely knows me? I'm sure he has tons of other friends and we really don't have anything in common. I ALREADY GAVE YOU AN A, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

I want to believe that he is a closet homosexual and he wants me in bed / as a boyfriend.

But.

That is never the case.


It is day 11 of the summer diet of 2009 and I have lost 10 lbs.

7 comments:

Aek said...

10 lbs in 11 days?! What kind of diet is this?! o_O

You should've taken up his offer to be friendly (and who knows, maybe more?). It is weird though when students FB you.

goleftatthefork said...

You should at least try to find out what he wants - you might be surprised - or make a new friend - life is all about taking the right risks!

Formysake said...

"I ALREADY GAVE YOU AN A..." Oh my fucking god, I love that line...

Maybe he finds you as great company, in which case, if he's cute, then just keep on hanging...if more than that, then even better.

Great Job on the dieting, can I get more specific details on your plan other than what you posted?

Cash said...

That sounds way frustrating dude.

Oldyeller said...

You're still thinking of him as a lowly student, he's thinking of you as a potential friend. If you enjoy his company and are attracted to him, go for it. See what happens.

Random Thinker said...

perhaps he wants to gain a new friend? Perhaps you'd gain a new one too...

anything else beyond friendship, whether a makeout bud, a j/o fantasy, or a full fledged bf is a bonus, sort of like whipped cream on top of a sundae.

so, just try to enjoy things...

David said...

maybe he's hoping you'll go to the things he invites you to so you can get to know each other *better*.