Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Zac Efron is Gay

Last night I may or may not have accidentally typed "naked male celebs" into Google and I may have accidentally searched through the first hundred results before I realized my mistake. I came across this gem somewhere after 43 but before 58.

It is called , "Zac Efron's gay kiss."

Which is exciting in theory. But which one am I supposed to believe is Zac? I suppose the one on the right looks a little more like Zac, but that's only because he is wearing an ugly trucker hat and we can only see 18% of his face. The one of the left could very well be a girl with no boobs. So I guess he looks a lot like Zac too.

I have this fantasy where I make it big in the Asian pop scene. After a few hit albums, I return to America to seek crossover success. Zac Efron will hit me up because he is obviously gay (see above photo) and jonesin' for me, a little pop tart. We will have a secret gay relationship until one of us is outed by the fat ugly Perez Hilton. His career will be over but I think mine will survive since I have that loyal fan base in Asia.


Jeve (aka John and Steve) said...

Ha! Then we can say we knew you when.

Thanks for stopping by today!

Anonymous said...

hope your fantasy, I mean reality comes true.

Toby said...

What do you think of Channing Tatum?

j said...

toby: i would kill for a moment with him. in the dark. with him passed out on a bed.

Pilgrim said...

This pic is about 2 yrs. old, and yrs, the guy w/the cap is Efron. Propz Pilgrim

Doug said...

I will remain your loyal fan! :)