Monday, March 16, 2009

My Boyfriend, The Pornstar

Monday, March 16, 2009 is a day of revelations. Mason, or Mase as I affectionately refer to him in hypothetical situations in my mind, is not an amauteur college boy. Mason, or Mason Wyler as he is more widely known, is in fact, a porn star. But Mason is not a typical porn star. He is the type you can take home to mommy. He isn't overmuscled or overtanned. He has the cutest smile. His dick doesn't look like an alien. He doesn't make me vomit a little in my mouth. In short, he used his naturally, boyish good looks to decieve me.

You may recall seeing him first at Corbin Fisher, billed as the wide-eyed and innocently straight Mason, "he stays busy in his free time by hitting the gym, chasing girls, and playing football!" But alas, another revelation is to be had. Because the charade of heterosexuality is as fake as the hypothetical situation I concocted where Mason knows I exist. I know this because one time, while he was getting fucked, he said under his breath, "That is the biggest dick I've ever had." Uh, shouldn't it be the only dick you've ever had...?

So this makes me skeptical about all of the other models on Corbin Fisher and Sean Cody and Broke Straight Boys that are labeled as "straight" and "amateur." As far as I'm concerned, they are just giving me false hope in thinking that I can stick my cock up any old straight boy's ass and get away with it.

Anyway, there's an interview video of him floating around somewhere where he talks about his involvement in the gay porn industry and his boyfriend (SO I AM RIGHT). It is so cute I can barely stand it. He also confessed to being somewhat of a loser. Which I think is adorable considering his occupation, and it makes him seem all the more attainable. But I couldn't figure out how to embed it so these pictures will have to suffice.





There is also a story about him getting raped by an army captain in his Dallas apartment. But I'm not really sure what to make of that...


Also, could I use ANY MORE commas.

10 comments:

Tee said...

Oh yes, Mason is my all-time favourite. No doubt.

Aek said...

He has really nice eyes. Oh, and a hot body and dick too. XD

V.Jay Kendall said...

He looks quite familiar. I may have a few of his videos on my Faves list. I am amazed you are not bothered by his porn star label. From what I have seen, you are fortunate to have him around ;c).

Shane said...

Huh?

To the commentator above: I don't think he's actually dating a porn star.

Or did I misinterpret this whole post.

David said...

he's a keeper.

Tristan said...

I have a boyfriend that isn't a pornstar, but looks like that...

Tee said...

Shut it Tristan. :P

;)

damian@gaytraveller said...

Mason is a very big favorite. So dreamy.

From Damian
www.gaytraveller.com.au

Anonymous said...

I discovered My bf of just short of 5 years had a porn film history, broke up 2 years ago n still devastated

Anonymous said...

I Recently found out that my boyfriend who i love very much, is becoming a porn star, and hid it from me since the beginning that we have been dating, i dont want to leave him because i love him and he's very sweet and by far a great guy that i met. The thing that worries me is that its so unsanitary that he would be fucking on films with these girls and would be coming home to me every night, becuase HIV & STD'S or STI'S are out there that all it take for him to sleep with one of them unprotected sex and i will end up catching it. I guess the question is how can one have a "SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" while he fucks on film for work? and is it even safe and sanitary? (Help please?)